Product Intel (For the Hoomans)
Official Name: Cat Butt: An Off-Color Adult Coloring Book for Cat Lovers
Type: Funny adult coloring book / gag gift
Materials: Paperback, matte cover, bright white paper
Size/Capacity: 66 pages, 8.5 x 8.5 inches
Features:
- Single-sided pages (marker-friendly)
- Bold, ridiculous illustrations
- Stress-relief coloring meets chaos humor
Best For: Cat lovers, gift-givers, people with questionable taste (my favorite kind)
Keywords: cat butt coloring book, funny cat gift, adult coloring book for cat lovers, gag gift cat lovers, stress relief coloring book
Purrnando’s Judgment
Usefulness: 4.7 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Cat Approval: I am offended, yet intrigued
Hooman Value: 5 / 5 (embarrassingly high)
The Opening Rant
Hoomans have long suffered from a tragic condition known as “taking life too seriously.”
This book fixes that.
This adult cat coloring book exists for one purpose: to help you relax while staring directly at the most aggressively presented angle of my species. It is stress relief, yes—but also a reminder that no matter how refined you think you are, you willingly share a home with a creature that makes eye contact while showing you its rear like it’s a formal greeting.
And now… you may color it.
The Aesthetic
It’s clean. Simple. Almost innocent—until you open it.
From the outside, it looks like a tasteful little coloring book you might leave on your coffee table. But inside, a gallery of unapologetic feline audacity. Every page is single-sided, which means your markers won’t bleed through—and your dignity won’t bleed into the next illustration either.
Oddly enough, it works as decor.
In the same way a cat sitting in a fruit bowl “works” as decor.
The Experience
🧍♀️ Hooman #1 (Emotionally Healed by Chaos):
“I bought it as a joke, but I actually enjoy coloring it.”
→ You came for irony. You stayed for peace. This is how it begins.
🧍♂️ Hooman #2 (Gift-Giving Genius):
“I gave this to my friend and they laughed for five straight minutes.”
→ This is its true power. Not art. Not relaxation. Social domination.
🧍 Hooman #3 (Mildly Concerned About Themselves):
“It’s ridiculous, but weirdly relaxing.”
→ That’s because your brain has finally stopped pretending to be sophisticated.
🧍♀️ Hooman #4 (Caught Off Guard):
“Not for everyone, but perfect for the right person.”
→ Translation: If they laugh when a cat turns around, this will destroy them.
Performance Notes (Because You Care, Apparently)
- Paper quality holds up well for casual coloring
- Single-sided pages = no bleed-through drama
- Binding is decent—survives repeated poor decisions
What This Does (For Skimming Hoomans)
- Turns stress relief into something actually fun
- Works perfectly as a funny cat lover gift
- Gives you a creative outlet that doesn’t take itself seriously
- Prevents marker bleed (unlike your life choices)
- Makes people laugh immediately when they see it
The Verdict
This is a cat lover coloring book that succeeds because it commits fully to the joke—while still being genuinely usable.
You’re getting:
- A stress-relief activity
- A conversation starter
- A gift that people actually remember
Buy it if you:
- love cats
- love weird humor
- or know someone who does
Avoid it if you:
- describe yourself as “refined”
- or fear joy in unusual forms
My final judgment:
Buy the book. Sit down. Color my backside.
You’ve already tolerated it in real life. This is just the artistic version.
Scale of Disappointment
1 out of 5 Paws
Only because it does not include a mirror so you can fully understand what I see when I walk away from you.
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