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A Machine That Replaces You… and Somehow Does It Better.
This is an automatic cat feeder designed for hoomans who forget meals, overfeed out of guilt, or simply cannot be trusted with basic feline scheduling. It dispenses precise portions of dry food on a programmable schedule, ensuring I am fed whether you are present, asleep, or emotionally unavailable. It solves your inconsistency problem—and replaces your only real job. I have mixed feelings.
