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A Laptop For Someone Who Can’t Even Open a Can.
This is a cardboard cat scratcher disguised as a laptop—for hoomans who are tired of their cat aggressively occupying their actual work device. It gives your cat a dedicated place to scratch, sit, and judge your productivity. If your cat treats your keyboard like a throne, this is your negotiation attempt.
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A Plastic Spa For Creatures Who Lick Themselves Anyway.
This is a cat grooming and stimulation center designed for hoomans whose cats shed like emotional baggage and demand constant scratching assistance. It solves your exhausting role as a full-time “scratch servant” by giving me a place to groom myself—when I feel like it. It promises less fur on your furniture and more dignity for everyone involved. Allegedly.
