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  • Skin-Friendly Cat Tuxedo Costume

    A Costume for Your Amusement. Not Mine.

    This is a cat costume outfit designed for hoomans who insist on turning their cat into a tiny, unwilling gentleman for photos, parties, or questionable social media clout. It solves your deeply human need to say, “Look at my cat in clothes,” while I question your entire existence. Surprisingly, it’s comfortable enough that I might tolerate it—for exactly 4.7 minutes, which, in cat terms, is a glowing endorsement.

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