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Now It Watches Me… and Bribes Me.
A smart pet camera with treat tossing for clingy, guilt-ridden hoomans who need constant reassurance and forgiveness. The Furbo Mini 360° camera lets you monitor, talk to, and occasionally appease your cat remotely. It solves your biggest problem: “My cat ignores me.”
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The Can That Refuses to Smell Like Your Poor Decisions
This is a cat litter disposal system designed for hoomans who are tired of their homes smelling like regret and ammonia. It seals waste instantly, so you don’t have to sprint to the trash every time I perform my sacred ritual. If you own a cat and value your nose—even slightly—this fixes your most embarrassing household problem.
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Vertical Ambition, Hooman. Or The Wall You Built Because I Refuse to Exercise on the Floor.
A wall-mounted cat climbing shelf system designed for indoor cats who are bored, judgmental, and dangerously under-stimulated. This setup turns your empty walls into a vertical playground—solving the classic hooman problem of “my cat is destroying everything out of boredom.” It gives me a place to climb, scratch, and silently judge you from above. Finally, a smart use of your rent.
