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A Machine That Replaces You… and Somehow Does It Better.
This is an automatic cat feeder designed for hoomans who forget meals, overfeed out of guilt, or simply cannot be trusted with basic feline scheduling. It dispenses precise portions of dry food on a programmable schedule, ensuring I am fed whether you are present, asleep, or emotionally unavailable. It solves your inconsistency problem—and replaces your only real job. I have mixed feelings.
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A Throne That Cleans Itself. Finally, Progress.
This automatic self-cleaning litter box is for hoomans who are tired of scooping my masterpieces and pretending it’s not ruining their day. It detects when I’ve graced it with my presence, cleans itself, and traps the smell like a respectable servant should. If your current litter situation involves regret, odor, and quiet resentment, this fixes it.
