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Remote Surveillance, Funded by Treats.
A smart pet camera with treat tossing for clingy, guilt-ridden hoomans who need constant reassurance and forgiveness. The Furbo Mini 360° camera lets you monitor, talk to, and occasionally appease your cat remotely. It solves your biggest problem: “My cat ignores me.” Now you can interrupt my peace and pay for it in snacks.
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The Cat Fountain I’ll Actually Use (Unlike Your Sad Bowl).
A stainless steel cat water fountain designed for hoomans who are tired of watching their cat ignore a perfectly good bowl and instead lick condensation off a glass like a desert survivor. This automatic pet water fountain keeps water flowing, filtered, and fresh—because apparently, I require ambiance to stay hydrated. If your cat drinks less than they should, this solves that embarrassing oversight.
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A Machine That Replaces You… and Somehow Does It Better.
This is an automatic cat feeder designed for hoomans who forget meals, overfeed out of guilt, or simply cannot be trusted with basic feline scheduling. It dispenses precise portions of dry food on a programmable schedule, ensuring I am fed whether you are present, asleep, or emotionally unavailable. It solves your inconsistency problem—and replaces your only real job. I have mixed feelings.
