• Bread Catnip Toys

    Bread. But Make It Violently Personal.

    This is a catnip-stuffed plush toy set designed for bored indoor cats and mildly neglectful hoomans who think “just existing” counts as enrichment. It solves the tragic problem of pent-up feline chaos—redirecting it away from your furniture and into aggressively adorable bread-shaped victims. Soft, durable, and suspiciously irresistible, it keeps me occupied long enough for you to feel useful.

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